Milo-mama

Milano's mom, who just goes by her maiden name, Kermes. She's 37 but doesn't look a day over 20. She unwittingly drank from a fountain of youth when she was preggers. So far she attributes her graceful aging to good genes, but she's going to be terribly, terribly confused when she never hits menopause.

Milo-mama has an Andrew Zimmerman-grade palate and a cast-iron stomach. Hence the lizard-on-a-stick.